The Kingdom of Legend of is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 1.846 billion Legend ofians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 59.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Legend ofian economy, worth 97.7 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,932 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A driving license is obtained not by passing a test but by passing a brown envelope, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, and community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legend of's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Legend of is ranked 110,516^th in the world and 73^rd in Community for Safest, scoring 77.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.